How to Tuesday

  
1. Remember it’s not Monday. 

2. It’s basically the weekend. It three days from it. 

3. It’s two full days until Friday. 

4. If you drink coffee, at least you’re awake now. 

5. If you’re addicted to coffee, the coffee didn’t really help all that much. 

6. If you don’t drink coffee, there’s tea. 

7. If you detest caffeine, then at least there’s no possibility of figuring out caffeine is really bad for you in some medical journal later on!

8. You have a whole day ahead of you. 

9. Tuesdays are actually kind of nice. They have a nice ring to them. It’s two’s day. Or too-is-day. Better than the angrier sound of “munnn-day”. 

10! Open the door and live your life! Yay for Tuesday!