Ten Things You Do Once You Get Back from College
- Eat food like a vacuum cleaner because you’ve been living off ramen
- Hug your pet to bits
- Get asked if you gained/lost weight. (NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, JANET!)
- Wonder whatever happened to that one kid in high school that sat behind you in fifth period
- Miss your college friends
- Miss a free schedule
- Hug your parents.
- Fight with your parents. (I’M NOT A KID ANYMORE, JANET!)
- Realize you’re still a little child/ actually an independent adult somewhat
- Realize that you’ll probably never “grow up” as life is a process that we’re all guessing along the way. But accept that, and strive to do better. (Or binge-watch Netflix and eat potato chips. One of the two.)