10 Weird Things that Writers Google Search

Baby name sites, names meaning “(vague concept related to character development plot)” How long can somebody live without food/water? (for quests) Symptoms of the plague (for those period dramas) Rate of inflation (how much money in ye-olde-days was too much?) Stab wounds and can someone survive them if… Is “INSERT YOUR WIP TITLE” already the…

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Three Stages Every Author Goes Through

It sounds like a disease, doesn’t it? “Stages”. Yet, lurking in places that authors gather like abandoned bookstores and Tumblr, I’ve noticed three common struggles that absolutely devastate authors. And here they are.   STAGE ONE: Self-doubt. Am I good enough? My writing is so childish. But that author was famous when they were only…

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What Your Music Choices Say About You as a Writer

This is closer to a writer version of an online personality quiz, but I decided to write a light-hearted post of what your music playlist means if you’re a writer. Don’t take it to heart. Or do. Whatever floats your musical boat. Let’s get… listening? Silence. Hello darkness my old friend… I’m either mysterious, or writing this…

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Ten Things Authors Think About When Writing Horror

I love horror stories. I love watching horror movies, getting into the Halloween spirit, and learning about new and creepy mythology. I hate haunted houses, but no horror-loving fool can be perfect. That being said, here’s 10 things writers think about when writing horror stories. I’m going to be like Mary Shelley It was a…

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What It’s Like Inside an Author’s Brain

Inside an author’s brain, it’s a scary world. Full of dragons, unicorns, stardust, mysteries-unsolved, stories that are gathering dust, stories that should never see the light of day, and there’s cake and champagne for when they’re feeling happy. There’s an abundance of geeky references, some items from Amazon that never shipped, and a hole in…

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Why Villains Make the Best Characters

Everybody has come across at least one book/movie/TV show where the villain, despite the hero’s best efforts, walks away as the most enigmatic character of the book. (Don’t even get me started on antiheroes). Here are my top ten reasons why villains make the best baddies ever.   1. Villains have the best dialogue. “Good…

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10 Things Bookworms and Gamers Have in Common

Guess what? When I was in 3rd grade, I called myself a book-gamer. It basically meant that I loved books and video games SOOO much that the current English vocabulary wasn’t enough to sustain it. I needed to add a word into the dictionary. Book-gamer – (n) a bookworm who games. Synonyms – Me Antonyms…

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10 Images Every Author Can Relate To

The internet is a beautiful place, and authors are beautiful people. Image searches are the meaning for procrastination/existence. So here’s a compiled list of pics that almost every author can relate to on a spiritual level.   You find this incredibly sexy. 2. Or maybe this is more your speed. 3. You feel like a beast when…

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10 Tips for Writing Literary Fiction

Literary fiction. The thing you read in grade school and hate, and the thing you read as an adult that makes you feel pretty damn mature and suave. Here are some top ten type tips for writing the best literary fiction if you’re just starting out. Craft your prose like it’s a work of art.…

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10 Creepy Things Every Author Does

Admit it. While we might not be eccentric to the levels of someone in an Edgar Allen Poe story (Or Poe himself), we’ve all done some wacky stuff. Here’s a top ten list that most authors can relate to. You record conversations inside your head and strip them bare for good character dialogue. Your internet…

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